If you're reading this (or writing it), there is a very high probability that you are a forum addict. Symptoms include spending inordinate amounts of time on the computer reading forum posts, forgoing sleep to do so, flying off the handle at the slightest perceived injustice, posting foul words you would rarely use in public, denigrating others with wild abandon, ignoring family duties and family members, spinning the truth, massaging your enormous ego in public, and more.

There are much more important things you should be worrying about, like the sociopaths ruling your world, or the poisoning of the very environment you need to live (your death from radiation exposure may be only a few years away, ask Marie Curie). Or, more likely, you are worried about your current computer forum that is descending into madness. OK, strike that one, that's just a symptom of my own forum addiction. But anyway, you get the idea, and if you don't, please talk to another forum addict named Krystic over at Nexus. He will tell you, like a broken record, that all this forum stuff is trivial. (Love you, Krystic!)

So, are you a forum addict? Here's your chance to deny it on a forum!

(How's that for positive reinforcement?)