There is a very wealthy oriental man who wants to hire some bodyguards.
The first he interviews is a top weapons expert.
‘’Let’s see what you can do said the man’‘.
So, the guy sees a fly in the air, leaps across the room and slices the fly into two.
“WOW, that’s pretty good. You are hired.’‘
The next man was also a weapons expert.
He spotted a two flies across the room and tossed two knives. Two dead flies, and a new job.
Now the third man comes and doesn’t look so dangerous.
“What can you do’, asked the man.
Seeing a fly coming across the room he quickly slices the air with a razor sharp knife.
The fly lands over by the man and starts cleaning it’s wings.
‘’Ha, you missed said the man, why did you think you could protect me? What have you to say?’‘
‘’Well, circumcision is not suppose to be fatal.’‘