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When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep ..............not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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My apologizes to anyone from Belgian watching this.


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Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:49 pm
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My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta matches,
his little face lit up when he tried to walk.. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.


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Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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The Devil and The Lawyer!


The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

"I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said.

"I'll increase your income five-fold.

Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred.

All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

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Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:08 pm
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This is completely inappropriate.....worth it for the laugh though :lol: :lol: :lol:

Watch the video first!

http://nexus.2012info.ca/forum/showthread.php?9764-Chicanery-PA-on-Atticus-Summary-Thread&p=67365&viewfull=1#post67365

Thanks to Noxon... :)

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There is a very wealthy oriental man who wants to hire some bodyguards.

The first he interviews is a top weapons expert.
‘’Let’s see what you can do said the man’‘.
So, the guy sees a fly in the air, leaps across the room and slices the fly into two.
“WOW, that’s pretty good. You are hired.’‘

The next man was also a weapons expert.
He spotted a two flies across the room and tossed two knives. Two dead flies, and a new job.

Now the third man comes and doesn’t look so dangerous.
“What can you do’, asked the man.
Seeing a fly coming across the room he quickly slices the air with a razor sharp knife.
The fly lands over by the man and starts cleaning it’s wings.
‘’Ha, you missed said the man, why did you think you could protect me? What have you to say?’‘

‘’Well, circumcision is not suppose to be fatal.’‘ :giggle:


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Mags, for some reason your image isn't showing up on my computer?? Same, with a previous image of yours on page 1.

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I hate to miss the jokes.. 8-)

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