Here's a false dichotomy for you:
UncleZook, champion of truth-seekers, master of discernment, the all-seeing "I", keeping the brain-dead in line at United People with hand-me-down gatekeeping techniques from his deceiving and manipulating superiors.
Bifurcation indeed -- the false front or facade, and the true purpose it hides. You are the right person to start this thread, Zook. After all, look at all the
examples you have provided us.